Unforgivable Cologne - By Sean John

There's this general attitude that men get more handsome when they smell better, and the mother of all scents is the one that can make a lady go weak on her knees. How far is that true? Im not sure, coz I just made that up. But I do have a little story to tell...

First of all let me start by saying that my current favourite "Cologne"(notice the opening and closing commas) is definitely Sean John's Unforgivable. It's got everything....it's sexy, mysterious, cool, lovely etcetra. Now on my way back to Oman, from the UK, I remember going to the duty free shop at Heathrow to check out if they had unforgivable. I past atleast 3 duty shops and they all had no idea what unforgivable "perfume" was. So I had to go about explaning P Diddy! and what all he does, and that finally he had produced a perfume which was way better than his crappy songs. Finally one of the assistants corrected my stupidity and it went something like this "You want a COLOGNE, not a PERFUME, coz girls wear perfume not men". Imagine me sheepishly grinning and acting dumb. So men, remember next time u go to buy a PERFUME. It's not PERFUME, it's COLOGNE.

In any case, I finally got the Unforgivable in one of the duty shops, and on trying it, the beautiful phillipino assistant almost went weak with the smell and whispered something like "That's so nice.....I dint know it existed". I ended up getting her number, and Unforgivable. I love u Sean John (in a fanly way, Im straight u know..)

Abs.